overheard at lunch

overheard at lunch 1
阿伯 1 正準備出國,啊,不是,是回國。
阿伯 2 問:從那一庁出境。
阿伯 1 回答:老的老的。
阿伯 1 和阿伯 3 開始
我 (吃飯中頓了一下)心理OS: 阿伯,你是在指家裏那位‘老的‘ 嗎?囧

overheard at lunch 2:
man: you (referring to female colleague) have a cheeky smile
female colleauge: ya! everytime I smile like that, people always tell me i have something up ON my sleeve
me: 囧 + ”’

overheard at lunch # 1 brings me to last week’s encounter…
我下了班后,不是很餓,所以就繞道去mr bean買豆奶當晚餐,店員都是大陸同胞。
我 (聽者耳機):豆花水,熱的,一杯
店員:(愣了兩秒鐘,盯住我看)
我:(啊,可能因爲聼耳機,講話太小聲) 熱的,一杯 (指了她旁邊一大通的豆奶)
店員: (又愣了兩秒鐘)
我:(有點不耐煩了, 把耳機抓了出來):豆奶,熱的,一杯!
店員:(愣了半秒鐘):噢! 燒的!
我:囧,是的,燒的。

這是文化在鬧小革命嗎?

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